Dotty

What makes diner waitresses so alluring? If I were to see these women on the street I wouldn’t even notice them, but stick them behind a counter and they become trashy goddesses. I can’t help it. There is something sexually stimulating about a big ass and a bottle of Tabasco sauce.

Just  a few weeks ago my hot wife and I sat in a local greasy spoon for breakfast. I was disappointed by our waitress. She was young and pretty and good at her job, but there was something wrong. She wasn’t “dinery” enough. The other waitresses  all had names like “Flo” or super outdated hair. Ours was so normal. I could hardly enjoy my burger.Yes, I had a burger for breakfast. Get over it.

We had a meal out again just yesterday and there she was. The quintessential diner waitress. I saw her right away and was nearly heart broken when it looked like she wasn’t going to be ours. She was though. My only regret is that I had no camera, you really need to see this girl to believe it. It was almost as if the were dressed as a diner waitress for Halloween, but this was the real deal. She had two toned hair, platinum blond on top and a dark, almost smokey under coat. Like a sexy skunk. She wore this masterpiece up in some sort of funky bouffant just like a cartoon character. She had on too much make-up and ridiculously out of place earrings. I may still be blushing.

Her name was Danielle, but the Mrs. renamed her Dotty to fit her persona. Dotty was young, too young. She must come from diner folk, it’s the only explanation for her mastery of it all. She couldn’t have been more than twenty. There was a point where I began to wonder if this wasn’t just some cruel illusion. She didn’t seem to have the moxie to go with her look, but then I saw how she handled a grumpy old man whose toast arrived too late. He bitched and said he didn’t want it, she tossed it on the table and walked away. That’s when I knew for sure that I had found the one. I only hope that she doesn’t go and fuck this all up for me by graduating college or running off with a fry cook. I want to see her again. Food really does taste better when it’s served by a girl who doesn’t seem to fit anywhere else. God bless you Dotty and your big ol’ ass.